tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-136959372011-04-21T10:50:23.807-07:00Where closeminded, intolerant liberals gather to prop each other up with happy stories.Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1166768268257651392006-12-21T21:45:00.000-08:002006-12-21T22:17:48.696-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4721/1214/1600/2721/beheadsign2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4721/1214/320/466333/beheadsign2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">JOIN DEMOCRATS FOR DEFEATING AMERICA:</span><br /><br />Airhead America invites all conservatives and Republicans to Unite the country by calling for the defeat of America in Iraq.<br />It's time we admitted defeat and waved the white flag (before we win and it's too late).<br /><br />Liberal bloggers (like <a href="http://avandeg.blogspot.com">Bombshell</a>) across the nation have been doing our best to help terrorists win and America to lose in Iraq for several years.<br />It all started in 2000 when Gore "defeated" Bush. We never got over it and were going to take it out on the rest of the country by calling for Bush to be defeated in Iraq.<br />Now YOU can join us and support the <span style="font-style: italic;">"troupes"</span> (thanks <a href="http://oklahomalefty.blogspot.com">Oklefty</a>) by calling for their swift defeat.<br /><br />Those who think they can bring democracy by force to a country are wrong and we liberals cannot support that...only "the Religion of Peace" can be forced on a country, and we liberals do support that.<br />And YOU can support it to! Sign up HERE.<br /><br />Don't be fooled by OTHER bloggers calling for unity in America through <span style="font-style: italic;">Victory</span>.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Victory</span> is just a Republican code word for... uhhh <span style="font-style: italic;">victory</span>.<br /><br />Anyway, we are not really even in a war so there is no such thing as victory or defeat. Bush lied and made the entire thing up. They are actually in the desert somewhere in Arizona filming the fake "war" for the US government controlled rightwing media like the Associated Press and MSNBC who print every word Bush says as gospel, but ignore great leaders like President Ahmadinejad. So, there is no war, but if there were...we would support our own defeat.<br /><br />All the liberal bloggers already support DEFEAT in Iraq, but we need to get to the rightwingers out there so we can UNITE the country and end the senseless polarization that is currently going on.<br /><br />So, let's cheer... two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar.... all for DEFEAT, stand up and holler!<br />GO Insurgents!<br /><br />As usual, we will post the daily/weekly total for Americans killed in Iraq to support the "troupes" on Friday.<br />But we don't post how many freedom fighters were injured or killed...just the innocent Iraqi's (but we blame those on the Americans)<br /><br />Be sure to sign up for "DEMOCRATS FOR DEFEAT" right here in the comments section or post a story on your liberal blog... calling for America's defeat.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-116676826825765139?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1164913215588646782006-11-30T10:25:00.000-08:002006-12-01T12:48:45.290-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4721/1214/1600/650745/ahmadinejad.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4721/1214/320/948440/ahmadinejad.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >The Future of Iraq</span> (and the world?)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Iranian President <a href="http://www.president.ir/eng/">Mahmoud Ahmadinejad</a> said the </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;" >"Iranian nation and government would definitely remain by side of its brother, Iraq, and we will do anything that our government and people can do to boost security in Iraq."</span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">He went on to say "Iranian nation is seeking </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://english.aljazeera.net/news/archive/archive?ArchiveId=15816">peace and tranquility</a> all over <a href="http://www.ldolphin.org/moreyislam">the world</a>, particularly in th Middle East and the Persian Gulf".<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Now there is a true friend to the Iraqi <a href="http://www.womensenews.org/article.cfm/dyn/aid/1708/context/archive">women and children</a> but the BUSH ADMINISTRATION (or what's left of it) continues to antagonize and bully Iran over nuclear (not nukular) energy for peaceful purposes.<br /><br />Democrats in Congress need to pressure Republicans (and BUSH) into <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-iranprez30nov30,1,4414255.story?coll=la-headlines-world">getting out of Iraq</a> and turning the <a href="http://experts.about.com/q/Islam-947/Shi-ite-versus-Sunni.htm">civil-war</a> in Iraq over to <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/realclearpolitics/20061129/cm_rcp/what_iran_syria_want">Iran to resolve peacefully</a>. Had we consulted with Iran before the war, all the death and destruction we are seeing everyday on CNN, MSNBC and the NY Times would not have happened.<br /><br />President Ahmadinejad is a great leader and <a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/intro/islam-ithna-ashari.htm">visionary</a> whom we should listen to and learn from, not a threat or "axis of evil" boogeyman.<br />I suggest we send a large envoy of leading progressive thinking Democrats from here in America over to Iran to work with President Ahmadinejad and learn from him how to <a href="http://www.ldolphin.org/moreyislam">peacefully solve</a> the problems and work with the middle-east for the good of the world.<br />If we sent great leaders like Howard Dean, John Kerry, ALgore, John Murtha, Nancy Peloci, Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, John Edwards and Hillary Clinton, they would be able to learn how to reform the US government to function more efficiently like Iran's.<br />In exchange the United States could assist Iran with it's <a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/iran/nuke.htm">Nukular</a>...oops... <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/realclearpolitics/20061129/cm_rcp/what_iran_syria_want">nuclear program</a> by giving them free technology, reactors, tubes and launchers.<br /><br />Imagine a <a href="http://www.ldolphin.org/moreyislam">world</a> where <a href="http://www.jtf.org/america/america.iranian.dictator.vows.to.destroy.america.htm">Iran is controlling the middle east</a>. Peace, harmony and love instead of civil war, death and violence. Pretty nice thought, huh?<br />Heck he might even help us with our image around the world with a makeover!<br /><br />First, we need to impeach Bush and change our foreign policy to support governments like Iran, Syria and N. Korea which is exactly what we elected Democrats now in control of the congress to do.<br /><br />SO, call you local Demcrat congressman (or woman) and tell them you want them to turn Iraq over to the complete control of Iran and you also want each of them go to Iran and learn from a great leader who will someday sit at the head of the United Nations or maybe <a href="http://www.ldolphin.org/moreyislam">the world</a>.<br />He was thoughtful and kind enough to write a letter to each and every American, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15952309/">here it is</a>.<br /><br />I'm thinking about <a href="http://www.ldolphin.org/moreyislam">converting to Islam now</a> to avoid the big rush later... how about YOU?<br /><br /><br />stuart<br /><br /></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-116491321558864678?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1163041877928679382006-11-08T18:59:00.000-08:002006-11-08T19:11:17.930-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo.8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/320/airhead%20america%20logo.8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DEMOCRATS (And Terrorists) WIN!!!</span><br /><br />Thanks to our efforts here at AhAR, terrorists and Americans are cheering in the streets over Democrats BIG VICTORY in defeating BUSH and the Republicans failed policies.<br /><br />America's image has improved in the middle east (terrorists love us) and our enemies at the UN couldn't be happier! (Even N. Korea and Iran are happy)<br /><br />We lied, cheated and tricked you into hating BUSH enough to throw out your local Republican Senators and Congressmen, and you fell for it.<br />That's the truth and the joke is on YOU.<br /><br />Never mind that if we actually do cut and run from Iraq millions of innocent Iraqi's will be slaughtered because we will just blame it on BUSH.<br />What a country, thank-you Americans for being such useful idiots.<br /><br />Congratulations and thanks to the terrorists, we couldn't have done it without you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-116304187792867938?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1162277433484759222006-10-30T22:34:00.000-08:002006-10-30T22:51:35.203-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo.7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/320/airhead%20america%20logo.7.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Democrat Loss = Another Stolen Election</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />If Democrats don't take the House AND Senate in a landslide this election, it can only mean one thing. Bush and Karl Rove stole another one.<br />Democrats are leading in every single pre-election poll and the only thing that can stop them is fraud and corruption by Republicans (again). Polls are never wrong...right?<br /><br />Remember that Bush stole the 2000 election where algore got more votes. In 2004, John Kerry was robbed by Bush in Ohio and who knows where else.<br />How can Democrats win an election that is already rigged for the other side?<br /><br />Democrats have been out signing up dead people to vote, signing up people with 3 or 4 different names to vote 3 or 4 times each and sighning up illegal convicted felons when they can find them. If there were just some way to let illegal immigrants vote...<br />Get out the vote takes on a new meaning in this election for sure. But hey, whatever it takes to win.<br /><br />Perhaps Democrats can convince Republican voters to just stay home... not that it will matter since the election is already decided by Republicans controlling the vote counting process.<br /><br />Scandals don't work, hating Bush hasn't worked and we can't debate the issues because we can't let voters know just how liberal we are, so we are left with plain old fashioned cheating.<br /><br />So get out there and lie and cheat and steal,... whatever, just win this one for the Democrats!<br />Claim you are religious, claim you are conservative, say whatever to get the votes.<br />It's for a good cause, which makes it okay.<br />-Stuart<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-116227743348475922?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1158199888583231962006-09-13T18:55:00.000-07:002006-09-15T21:08:17.953-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo.6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/320/airhead%20america%20logo.6.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 0);">AIRHEAD AMERICA RADIO IS NOT SINKING</span><br /><br /><br />There is no problem with money at AAR, ratings are higher than ever, that is NOT an iceberg ahead so go ahead and re-arrange the deck chairs and listen to the nice music.<br />"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain".<br /><br />Karl Rove has started another lie designed to destroy his enemies and we here at AhAR are going to set the record straight. Liberal Talk Radio (progressive talk) is the most popular and entertaining form of talk radio in the world. We have more listeners than Rush and Hannity combined and the money is flowing in so fast we can't even count it.<br /><br />Remember Bush is the liar but we tell the truth that you don't get from the right-wing controlled media like CNN and MSNBC. If we did file bankruptcy (but were not) it would be because the vast rightwing conspiracy put pressure on corporate America to keep us from getting funding.<br /><br />Just like NPR, our ratings are through the roof yet we can't get anyone to sponsor advertisements or support us. Proof again of Carl Rove and the neo-cons power over the world.<br /><br />The only way we will be able to stay on the air is if YOU kick the Republicans out of power and put Democrats back in power where they rightfully belong. The Democrats will either fund our show directly or ban all conservative talk shows in the interest of equal time.<br /><br />So, if you like Airhead America Radio but HATE Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh- vote Democrat and ban them and all conservative talk radio from the airwaves.<br /><br />Remember, we are NOT filing bankruptcy and we are doing GREAT! I am staying here until I get paid my $2million bucks, even if we have to steal it from a non-profit youth organization.<br /><br />Stu<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-115819988858323196?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1156519631576031112006-08-25T07:53:00.001-07:002006-09-13T18:39:20.240-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo.5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/320/airhead%20america%20logo.5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);">VOTE DEMOCRAT because "Bush is a stupid liar"</span><br /><br />We tell whoppers like the following, but claim Bush is the stupid liar. Funny stuff isn't it?<br />Bush stole the election in 2000. (no, seriously- we really believe this)<br />Bush not only knew about the 9/11 attacks but he ordered the demoliton of those buildings and faked the airplanes and terrorists. (no, seriously- we really believe this too)<br />Bush stole old people's Social Security money. (for real's)<br />Bush started the war in Iraq to make his friends at Haliburton rich. (no joke, war for oil dude)<br />Bush had a secret military draft developed just before the 2004 election. "vote or die". (We need to get out of Vietnam....errr I mean Iraq)<br />Bush blew up the levy's in New Orleans not hurricane Katrina. (We can't say that he didn't do it)<br />Bush's SUV caused hurricane Katrina. (your car is evil, gasoline must be eliminated, ride a bicycle)<br />Bush is the terrorists, Bush is the enemy. (Terrorists only hate us because they hate Bush, get rid of Bush and the terrorists become peace loving "freedom fighters").<br />Vote Democrat in '06.<br /><br />Conservative Christians are all liars and racists. (why aren't they perfect like us liberals?)<br /><br />Conservatives hate gays, immigrants and minorities by disagreeing with them. (Liberals love anyone who will join our Bush-Hate-Fest and would never disagree with anyone who will hate Bush)<br /><br />This election is about two things for the conservatives:<br />"Love Jesus and Hate Immigrants".<br /><br />(We say "Hate Jesus and Love those who cross our borders illegally and break our laws").<br /><br />Why can't Christians do what Jesus teaches them to do? (Even though we don't believe in Jesus or God or any of that stuff, of course)<br /><br />Conservatives LOSE another one. The Morning After Pill will be available WITHOUT a perscription! (uh oh, now with hundreds/thousands of ways to avoid getting pregnant including after fertilization, there should be almost zero abortions- right? shhh we'll keep quiet about this little fact).<br /><br />Conservatives think they need to be able to own a gun to defend themselves... (If they weren't trying to defend themselves the criminals wouldn't attack them)<br /><br />We hate all these conservative Christians ramming GOD down everyone elses throat. (while we ignore the fact that radical muslims brutally slit everyone elses throat)<br /><br />If the voters put Democrats back in power this fall, the terrorists will stop attacking us, the economy will boom because of our big tax increases, there will be no more hurricanes because there will be no more SUV's or cars or oil, birds will sing and flowers will bloom.<br /><br />Bush will be impeached and Cheney and Rove will be put in prison. Republicans will be destroyed and Democrats will reign for 100 years.<br /><br /><br /><br />vote Democrat in 06 and forever.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-115651963157603111?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1146591067813092482006-05-02T09:43:00.000-07:002006-05-02T13:18:53.810-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">A Day Without Undocumented Mexican Immigrant Workers:</span><br /><br />We here at the Stu Smalley Show and Airhead America Radio support the undocumented migrant workers protest/march "A Day Without Immigrants (Mexicans)" on May 1.<br />Any reason to protest Bush and America is a good reason to protest.<br />All of our illegal workers employed by Airhead America were given the day off with pay. We gave the guy who brings us breakfast off, the guy who brings us lunch off, the guy who takes out the trash off, the woman who cleans the bathrooms off, the guy that smashes the boxes and shreds the hate mail off, the woman who waxes the floors off, the guy that rolls up the cables and power cords off, and of course the guy that will do the stuff no one else will do at a price no one else would consider.<br />I gave my housekeeper the day off, my gardener the day off, the nanny the day off, the boy that washes my cars the day off, the spanish tutor for my Irish Setter the day off, the guy that keeps my boat polished the day off, the girl that does my hair every day... the day off.<br />It only cost us $10 total but...<br />You know what?<br />I realized that...with everyone gone, ...I have no friends.<br /><br />We need these cheap illegal workers to do the lousy jobs no one else will do. (Like be my friend)<br />American friends cost a lot more than illegal Mexican friends and they refuse to do stuff.<br />Besides, Stuart Smalley is not going to be caught dead mowing his own lawn. The newspapers will say that I must be broke and that Airhead America must be losing money and that my skits on SNL really weren't very funny and they won't like me in Hollywood any more.... and I just want to be liked.<br />Protesters write the laws in US.<br />The protest march is the actual way we change laws in America. All people who break any law should plan a protest march to change the law. It's the American way isn't it?<br />No one understands all that whole "get elected to office and vote change" stuff, we liberals know the value of a good "sit-in" or protest. You know you can get on TV and the reporters love you!<br /><br />Besides, we are all illegal immigrants.<br />According to my history books, we stole this land from the Indians and the Mexicans in the first place. It is not really ours.<br />Who is George Bush to say that Mexicans can't live in what was once Mexico?<br />Thank goodness the leading Democrats like Sen. Joe Byden are speaking out for the rights of people who are here illegally over the rights of those who are legal US citizens.<br />Have you heard the new latino version of the National Anthem/Star Spangled Banner?<br />It's catchy! Makes you want a shot of Tequilla and a hotdog with jalepenos.<br /><br />So lets open all the borders to America.<br />Mr Bush, Tear down that wall.<br />All children are welcome of any age, c'mon in.<br />Maybe the world won't hate us so much.... I just want to be liked. Don't you?<br /><br />All those Red Stater's out there should stop beating their chest about how great America is long enough to understand that illegal immigrants have voting rights and terrorists have voting rights. We should listen to their opinons. We should let the world vote for our next President.<br />Why do only Americans get to vote for President? Let every vote count and count every vote.<br />It's time for change, vote Democrat this fall and get rid of Bush, his buddies and politics as usual.<br /><br />In the meantime, I want my "undocumented workers" (Mexicans) back so that I can function.<br />The lawn is a mess, the dishes are piled to the ceiling, all of my clothes are dirty, I am having a bad hair day and the dog can't speak a word of spanish.<br />Help me, Por Favor?<br />Because you are liberal enough, you are cheap enough and gosh darn it I think you people like me.<br />Stu<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-114659106781309248?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1138386667560289422006-01-27T10:21:00.000-08:002006-02-04T17:10:27.936-08:00<h1><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Airhead America Radio Secrets Revealed:</span> </span></h1> <h1><span style="font-size:78%;">"Turning good news into bad news into good news and vice-versa"</span> </h1> <p class="MsoNormal">Confused? Good, that is the first step in our 12 step program. “Disorientation”.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Next, check out the following headline news stories, and answer the question-</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>“Good News or Bad News”?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p> <p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal">The Dow Jones/Stock Market has recovered to all-time highs.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal">The U.S.Economy is growing at the fastest rates ever.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal">U.S. Job growth continues to climb at fastest rates ever.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoNormal">Iraq becomes a new young democracy (free elections and all).<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoBodyText">Afganistan is a new young democracy (women running for office, girls in school and all)</p> <p style="font-style: italic;" class="MsoBodyText">U.S. military is capturing and killing major al Qaeda operatives on a daily basis while not allowing an attack on U.S. soil since 9/11/2001.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br />If you said “Good News” to any of these stories, think again. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Perhaps to the untrained and uneducated eye, (remember I am a “professional” journalist- “with jokes”) the above stories might seem like good news, but not so fast there sparky.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">(This is where the “Truth with Jokes” part comes in to play)</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The above News stories are all basically horribly bad news for liberals and Democrats alike. Here are the sordid details of how we here at Airhead America Radio turn bad news into good news for the Democrat party every day, and how <u>YOU</u> help us do it.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">It’s not really a secret that we simply cherry-pick (see "Picking Cherries" article) our own version of the news and proclaim- Here is the <i>“real news”,</i> what we call the <i>“truth with jokes”</i> …and the <i>“joke”</i> part is how we use it on people like you to try and get Bush un-elected and Democrats elected. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Yes, the real joke is on all you loyal fans of my show/blog that believe anything/everything I say as truth. Pretty funny huh? </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, here are the official Airhead America “truth”(with jokes) responses to the above headline News stories.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b>The U.S. Economy? It is Horrible:</b> Bush Lied us into an illegal war so of course the economy is bad. People are starving. No one can get a job. Big business is evil. Walmart is evil, capitalism is bad, profit is bad.<span style=""> </span>Our plan is simple: “Tax the rich, feed the poor, till there are no rich no more.” (1970 Alvin Lee- Ten Years After: I’d Love to Change the World, but I don’t know what to do.)<br /><span style=""> </span>It’s because of the “Bush tax cuts for the rich” (and the illegal war), that we are in this mess, so don’t ask us how to fix it.<span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b>Iraq war is Illegal:</b> Bush lied us into war. The U.S is losing the war. Iraq is Vietnam. Our plan is “simple”: We must get out of Iraq now, well actually not <u>now</u>, but sooner than Bush wants to, unless that is too soon, and in that case right after Bush does it, whichever comes first. We support the troops while undermining their efforts at all times.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">We here at Airhead America Radio and the Stu Smalley Show proudly post a daily count of the number of U.S. forces killed in Iraq and we are always seeking any news of new deaths to use against Bush/Republicans (while claiming we are supporting the troops).</p> <p class="MsoNormal">We scour the tabloids to find any claims of abuse or dirt on the U.S. military (no matter the source) and blame Bush. We always say we are supporting the troops to cover ourselves. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">We have turned Haliburton into a four letter word with false accusations of corruption and cronyism and we can do it to Bush. (Example: “bush” <u>is</u> a 4-letter word)</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I even had the nerve to go to Iraq and Afganistan to “entertain” the troops. Boy was it hard to keep a straight face. The joke is on them too, though. Get it? …Gotcha’!</p> <p class="MsoNormal">We constantly discredit the democracy in Iraq and claim instead that a Civil War is going on and that a democracy can’t possibly work there even as free elections are being held. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->When we claim that the U.S. has made Iraq a “haven for terrorists”, that there weren’t any terrorists in Iraq before we got there. It’s a joke, get it? Gotcha’ again.<!--[endif]--> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">We ask, “Where is Bin Laden and why isn’t Bush looking for him”, to avoid answering any/all question(s) about what Democrats would do in Iraq or on the war on Terror. We use the “Tora-Bora- Bush let Bin Laden get away” story for backup if the “where’s Bin Laden” shtick doesn’t work. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">We support the military- “…and you <u>KNOW</u> what <i>I’m</i> talking about”.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Now,<br />Why does any of this stuff actually work? -Politics baby- good old politics.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Bad news for America is good news for Airhead America and Democrats- politically.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Good news that I turn into bad news is then good news for Democrats. You accept it because it suits your interests or you to "fit in" with my crowd. You know about 60% of what I say is crap but don’t challenge it for a second.<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Why?<br />You and I both know the only way we are going to get a Democrat elected to office is to get Bush and Republicans un-elected from office. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">We can’t debate Republicans on the issues because our view doesn’t agree with the majority of voters. So all we are left with is nothing but smear tactics and lies. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]-->“If all you have is lemons, make lemonade”. <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">We get away with it “Because liberals are gullible enough, Democrats are partisan enough and gosh darn-it if you believe me, you think movie-stars will <i>like</i><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> you”. <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Stu- </p> <span style="">*From my new book “I am a Lying Liar, with Lies and Lame Jokes”, on sale now.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-113838666756028942?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1137606644836287412006-01-18T08:54:00.000-08:002006-01-18T12:19:48.903-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo.4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/320/airhead%20america%20logo.4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Picking Cherries for my Apple Pie</span></span><br /><br />The really cool part of my "job" is that I get to cherrypick information while overlooking facts every single day to prove my point that Bush cherrypicked information to go to war. That is what makes him a liar and me a journalist. I love this country, apple pie and hotdogs.<br /><br />I was actually for the war, everyone knows that. I believed Colin Powell.<br />But, getting Bush "*un-selected" is more important than the truth.<br />I love this country and that's why I point out every day just how corrupt and evil it (Bush) is.<br /><br />*After all of the recounts by newspapers and universites, we all know that Bush actually won the election in 2000. The only way Gore could have won was to count votes (undervotes) in Florida that no one could possibly count.<br />But, in spite of that I still claim that Gore won the election in 2000 (if you count the undervotes as gore votes) and even though it sounds totally insane, the funny part is that some people still believe it.<br />I love this country.<br /><br /><div>I can contend that <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Bush lied about ties between al Qaeda and Iraq"</span> while ignoring several reports like<a href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/006/550kmbzd.asp"> this one</a> just released today.<br />Classic cherrypicking at it's best, if I do say so myself.<br /></div><br /><br />In my new book <span style="font-weight: bold;">"More Lies Without Jokes" </span>I detail exactly how I manipulate news and facts every day to confuse people and generate support for the Democrat party.<br />Hey, since Democrats cannot discuss issues that Americans don't agree with them on, all that is left is to smear the President on a daily basis. That is what I do best.<br />Of course I throw in a few classic jokes along the way like these lap slappers.<br /><br />"Bush recently used wiretaps without a court order and listened to 30 known al Quada members calls to the U.S.<br />"So, Bush is a criminal and should be impeached for it."<br />and this one...<br />"Those al Quada people have a right to call anyone they want without the U.S. government listening".<br />or my favorite,<br />"If Bill Clinton would have still been President, he would have listened in on call's before September 11, 2001, and he would have prevented the attacks from happening and been our hero instead of a criminal".<br /><br />Because I am looney enough, liberal enough and gosh darn it, I love this country!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Visiting the illegal/immoral battle field to support the troops:</span><br />I also get to go over and perform for the U.S. troops in Iraq and Afganistan which is a bit strange considering how much I talk about them torturing people and killing innocent women and children and fighting an illegal and immoral war behind their backs and then claim I support them when I am in front of them.<br /><br />Al Quada has asked me to come and entertain their troops and I told them, "gosh darnit" all they have to do is listen to my <a href="http://www.airamericaradio.com">radio show</a> or buy my books!<br /><br />I love this country, apple pie, hotdogs and 4th of July.<br /><br />stu<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-113760664483628741?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1136494684264138212006-01-05T12:34:00.000-08:002006-01-06T11:37:39.436-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo.3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/320/airhead%20america%20logo.3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Letterman KO's O'Reilly and Mining Accident is Bush's Fault</span><br /><br />In case you missed Bill O'Reilly's appearance on Late Night with David Letterman, Dave out-debated conservative America's posterboy with incredibly smart retort's such as<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">LETTERMAN: "I'm not smart enough to debate your point"</span>...<br /><br />After charging that "<span style="font-style: italic;">he didn't think O'Reilly represented a fair point of view on his show</span>",<br />Letterman then admitted he <span style="font-style: italic;">"had never even seen or heard O'Reilly's show"</span>. (The number 1 rated cable news show in the U.S.)<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">LETTERMAN: "I'm not smart enough to debate..."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"...but I have the feeling -- I have the feeling -- I have the feeling about 60 percent of what you say is crap. But I don't know that for a fact"</span>. (Since he had never seen or heard anything O'Reilly had said before.)<br /><br />Letterman also proved he is totally out of touch with those Americans who believe there is an effort to remove Christmas and God from the public square by saying he thinks people like O'Reilly are "making it up".<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">LETTERMAN: "I'm not smart enough to debate".</span><br /><br />Way to go Dave,<br />You are funny enough, un-informed enough and gosh darn it, liberals "like" you.<br />stu-<br /><br />UPDATE: The winner of our <span style="font-weight: bold;">"NEXT BIG LIE"</span> contest is the Democrat party and MSM for the 8th year in a row. Are you ready? The Bush administration cut funding for mining safety and therefore the mining accident is Bush's fault. Watch for this story to break-out later this week and beyond in the main stream media.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-113649468426413821?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1135138039542587832005-12-20T19:48:00.000-08:002006-01-02T12:43:59.920-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/320/airhead%20america%20logo.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">KEEP THE LIES COMING, BUSH Poll Numbers are DOWN!</span><br /><br />The official Democrat plan to "Take back the Country" by bringing down President Bush is working beautifully.<br />Starting with "Bush stole the 2000 election" and then "Bush knew about 9/11 and did nothing", the string of lies about George Bush began.<br />We are proud to have done our part here at Airhead America Radio to bring down this administration- at any cost.<br /><br />Headlines like <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Bush plans secret military draft"</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Bush Bombed the Levy in New Orleans"</span> were completely false but what do we care, our only desire is getting Democrats back in power.<br /><br />The CBS/Dan Rather story about Bush's National Guard service was based on total lies and even featured fake documents but a few idiots believed it and so it was worth it.<br /><br />The recent NY Times story about Bush spying on U.S. citizens is bogus of course, but it brought victory to Democrats who oppose the patriot act and it will sell books for the author of the "story".<br /><br />But we are running out of lies we can tell about George Bush. (Believe it or not)<br />Putting out a false and fake story every single day is tough, even for us liberals who don't let messy facts get in the way of a good story about evil conservatives.<br /><br />So, help us out by submitting your idea for the next lie about Bush to hit the presses.<br /><br />Please try not to use aliens from another planet, bigfoot or slavery.<br />We are saving those for the 2008 election.<br /><br />So get busy and help us think up some new whoppers... it's "for the good of the Country".<br /><br />Stu.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-113513803954258783?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1118855313124027862005-12-09T09:33:00.000-08:002005-12-13T19:04:18.816-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/200/airhead%20america%20logo1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">U.S. must admit defeat in Iraq before it's too late!<br /></span></span></span><font><font><font><span style="font-size:85%;">With elections coming soon, the reconstruction going well and the Iraqi economy starting to grow, claims of this being another Vietnam will have been proven wrong and the entire Democrat platform for the future will be in shambles.<br />So join us and the Democrat party as we attempt to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in Iraq so we can beat Bush and the Republicans once and for all. As our fearless leader Howard Dean said this week, "This is a war we cannot win" (at least not if Democrats want to win an election in the next decade that is) .</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Get your official</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">"America cannot win the war in Iraq*"</span> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><font><font><font>bumper sticker here at Airhead America Radio. *But we support the troops.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><font><font><font><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /><br />PRISON ABUSE AT GUANTANAMO</span></span></span></span></span></span><font><font><font><font><font><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><font><font><font>Amazing story of horrible prisoner abuse at a facility in Guantanamo Cuba. <a href="http://www.cpj.org/Briefings/2005/DA_spring05/Olivera/Olivera.html">STORY</a><br />We will not uncover why the main stream media has not focused on this first hand account of torture and abuse.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><font><font><font><font><font><font><br /><br /><br /><br />BUSH RESPONSIBLE FOR RACIST HURRICANE<br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><span style="font-size:85%;">Many believe that President Bush not only caused the category 5 hurricane "Katrina" to hit New Orleans, but that he intentionally targeted the area where a large number of African Americans were living blow sealevel. This makes Katrina the first official racist hurricane to ever hit the US say leading Democrats.<br />Hurricane Katrina only did minor damage however to the predominantly white cities in Bush's brother Jeb's home state of Florida, but devastated the poverty stricken African American sections of New Orleans. Coincidence? Hardly.<br /><br />Bush let the people of Lousiana elect a Democrat African American Mayor in New Orleans and a woman Democrat Governor in Louisiana in spite of the fact that they were neither qualified nor capable of managing any catastrophic tragedy larger than losing an election. This was an obvious racist decision on Bush's part by allowing them control of their own city. Bush is also to blame for Louisiana Democrats diverting large amounts of money appropriated for improving the levy system over to the building of a fountain in downtown New Orleans and other art projects even though the President has no say in local or state matters such as this.<br /><br />The mostly black N.O. police force (controlled by Bush) lost control of the city immediately to storm victims who were "borrowing" televisions, guns, jewelry and expensive tennis shoes from area stores to feed to their families stranded by Bush's hurricane. Some of the vicitms had not eaten a "tv dinner" in days, not to mention the diamonds and pearls.<br /><br />Local police and city officials were paralized with ignorance and lack of preparation- again Bush's fault, but Bush waited until the LA Governor declared New Orleans a disaster area before sending help, supplies and troops in to New Orleans as required by law. Why?<br /><br />Innocent vicitms who were angry at Bush shot their weapons at rescue workers in protest of the Bush administration's policies and in an act of freedom of speech. The inept mayor of New Orleans had thousands of school buses ready and available to evacuate people ahead of the storm, but he wisely refused because the school buses were not comfortable luxury coaches. This left tens of thousands of poor, black residents stranded at the mercy of Bush's evil racist hurricane. The school buses were flooded and stranded for Bush's storm to ravage instead of used to save lives.<br />Why didn't Bush send the luxury coach buses in to evacuate people who refused to leave like the honorable mayor of New Orleans wanted? People should not have to be rescued in school buses, they deserve air-conditioned luxury coaches or nothing.<br />Was all this done by Bush to punish New Orleans for not voting for him in the last election? The evidence is strong that this is the case, but sadly there is more.<br /><br />Bush and his corrupt Republican administration allowed a plan created by Joe Liberman(d) and other Democrat senators to move FEMA under the control of the newly formed Homeland Security Department which now Democrats say was wrong on Bush's part.<br />"Bush knew we weren't smart enough to know what to do with FEMA, it is his fault for letting us do it" said Howard Dean who is the chairman but not the spokesman for the Democrat party.<br />"Bush sent that hurricane in there to kill those poor black people"Dean continued, "He hates black people, that is why he has appointed more minorities and African Americans to high level positions than any President in history".<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><font><font><font><font><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">No Connection between September 11 attacks and Iraq</span><br /><font> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font>Americans are wrong when they try and make a connection between Iraq and 9/11/2001 when the world trade centers and the pentagon were attacked by Al Qaeda.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"What does the war in Iraq have to do with the war on Terror"</span> asks Stu Smalley, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Americans who make that claim are just stupid"</span>.<br 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points to the </span><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/16/international/middleeast/16cnd-capture.html?8br">June 16 2005 NY Times article</a> that confirms American and Iraqi military forces have captured one of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Al Qaeda's top leaders</span> in the Mosul area of Northern <span style="font-weight: bold;">Iraq</span>. 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military forces nearly captured Zarqawi himself earlier this spring. His driver, Abu Usama, was captured. Mr. Zarqawi assured followers he was still in command of his</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" 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including bomb makers, cell leaders and propaganda chiefs. The US government has had a policy since Vietnam not to release enemy killed numbers, but the number of Al Qaeda killed or captured in Iraq totals several hundred or perhaps even in the 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will ask Sen Howard Dean and Sen Ted Kennedy that very question next week on Airhead America 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/></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ></span><font>UPDATE</span><span style="font-size:100%;">:</span><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><font></span><font></span><font> Senators Dean and Kennedy had to cancel next weeks appearance until some date in the future tbd</span><font></span><font></span><font></span><font></span><font></span><font>.</span><font><br 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</span><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Dumbing Street memo:<br /></span>A <span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-size:85%;">shocking third-party report, has liberals across the globe outraged to learn that the United States and Great Britain may have discussed ( after 9/11/2001) how to remove Saddam from power with military force before going to war.<br />This goes against the long standing liberal tradition of not planning for a war until well after it starts. Stu Smalley and other brave patriots are calling for an Impeachment of President Bush saying, "The next time we go to war, we had better not plan how to do it first".<br />Democrat leaders agree and say they have absolutely no idea what they would do about the war in Iraq and thus have the liberals full support. President Bill Clinton signed the </span><a href="http://www.library.cornell.edu/colldev/mideast/libera.htm">Iraqi Liberation Act</a> in Oct. of 1998 making regime change in Iraq- official U.S. policy, proving once again, the U.S. made plans to remove Saddam from power even before Sept. 11th 2001.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Proof: Bill O'Reilly is a Liar.<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Bill O'Reilly was caught red-handed mispelling a word, proving everything he writes is erroneous. Bill O'reilly is an evil man because Stu Smalley just doesn't like him.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> "Bill is not smart enough, not good enough, but gosh darnit- I wouldn't have a show without him"</span>. On Thursday, Stu will discuss why the right-wing media doesn't pick up on this amazing story.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Proof: George Bush is a Liar</span>:<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Stu dicovered new evidence that George Bush said the exact same thing that Bill Clinton and John Kerry-Heinz stated about Saddam being a threat to America. Stu contends that since Bill Clinton and Kerry-Heinz are such well-known and frequent liars, that this is the ultimate </span><span style="font-style: italic;">"smoking gun"</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Stu Supports US Troops and the Unborn:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Stu supports the troops by informing them and the world on a daily basis that they are fighting an illegal, immoral and unjust war, waged on lies, for oil and to make the President's friends rich.<br />Stu also supports aborted babies by telling them that they are better off not being born in the first place</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Airhead America Radio/Stu Smalley Show- Blogs</span>:<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Sorry, only views that we agree with are allowed. We are the party of tolerance and freedom of speech, but do not tolerate </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">any</span> opposing opinions, facts or views to be expressed.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Because I'm arrogant enough, ......rich enough........ and gosh darnit, ........liberals pretend to like me as long as I agree with them"</span><br />Stuart Smalley<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-111885531312402786?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1118858770005021402005-10-18T13:36:00.000-07:002005-10-18T11:41:54.853-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/200/airhead%20america%20logo.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Stuart Smalley Show</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br />Tonights topic:<br />How Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh stole money from needy children.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">The huge story the MSM won't report- According to a major <a href="http://www.nysun.com/article/17846">NY newspaper</a>, rightwing extremists took loans for several million dollars from a non-profit group and never repaid them. This money should have gone to help children and the elderly....but instead went to promote the right wing adgenda. ...... Oh wait, that was me? We took the kids money to promote the leftwing agenda? Oh, ...well then, .............. never mind.</span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Tonights Guests Are:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Michael Moore</span>- Director, producer, idiot. Stu Smalley will be talking with Mr Moore about his new book " A fair And Balanced Look At Why I Am Not Fair, Nor Balanced". Tonight, Stu will ask Michael to outline how he lied to get his op-ed video classifed as a documentary film and point out how Mr. Moore is laughing all the way to the bank while democrats swallow everything he writes or does as party policy. Is he a future Presidential candidate in the making?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dr. Howard Dean-</span>Sen. (d) Stu will be asking tough questions like "Why are All Republicans Evil?" of the DNC chairman, who is not the spokesman for the party according to leading Democrats who are not the party spokesmen either.<br />Is he be a future President in the making?<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"He is shrill enough, ...he hates Republicans enough,... but gosh darn-it,... he's not very bright"</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bill O'Rile Me-</span> Stu won't actually be talking to Bill O'Reilly, just about him, nonstop, 24/7-365, Stu talks about Bill in his sleep (we have the video, but can't show you).<br />ALSO- Stu will be talking to a man who says he once talked to a person who found a napkin in a parking lot which say's "Bill O'reilly Lies". Stu will discuss why the right-wing media/press has not jumped on this amazing story.-shocking details tonight on the Stuart Smalley Show- only on Airhead America Radio and the Moondance channel.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Uhhh... Uhm,... and-Uh...</span>- Guess how many times Stu will say "uh" in one hour and win a prize. Last weeks winner was Adam M. from NY who correctly guessed 1,327 times.<br /><br />Programming note:<br />Due to Co-host Katherine Lampisout leaving the show, we now have no-one to fake laughter at Stuart's lies errrr jokes about Republicans. We are taking appliations for a new "yes-person".<br />Please email us if you have experience faking laughter and nodding in agreement.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-111885877000502140?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13695937.post-1119492974621559602005-08-11T20:41:00.000-07:002005-08-11T18:41:43.336-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/1600/airhead%20america%20logo5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4721/1214/200/airhead%20america%20logo4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Due to Overwhelming, Unbelievable & "Popular Demand</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">"</span>:<br /><br />The Stuart Smalley show featuring Ex-comedian Stu "I'm a journalist" Smalley is back on an obscure channel, that few watch, at a time when most are in bed!<br />SNL fans remember Smalley's skit- "The Al Franken Decade" which has actually been "over" for decades.<br />"My show is really just satire and comedy without the satire and comedy part.<br />It's designed so that I can say anything about the President and our troops to promote the Democrat agenda", says a smiling Smalley. "Liberals will believe anything I say,... I mean look at what all we have managed to get them to swallow so far"- they believe it and I get to say it is all just satire to cover myself. That is why I am such a patriotic person, ...what a country!"<br /><br />The Moondance channel is the only television network to take a chance on the wildly unsuccessful show, but is optimistic considering how mind numbingly boring it is- even to liberals and Democrats.<br />Watch out O'Reilly, we're almost a "factor" at 4 viewers and climbing!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13695937-111949297462155960?l=airheadamericaradio.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Stu Smalleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09005877106534417765noreply@blogger.com1