KEEP THE LIES COMING, BUSH Poll Numbers are DOWN!
The official Democrat plan to "Take back the Country" by bringing down President Bush is working beautifully.
Starting with "Bush stole the 2000 election" and then "Bush knew about 9/11 and did nothing", the string of lies about George Bush began.
We are proud to have done our part here at Airhead America Radio to bring down this administration- at any cost.
Headlines like "Bush plans secret military draft" and "Bush Bombed the Levy in New Orleans" were completely false but what do we care, our only desire is getting Democrats back in power.
The CBS/Dan Rather story about Bush's National Guard service was based on total lies and even featured fake documents but a few idiots believed it and so it was worth it.
The recent NY Times story about Bush spying on U.S. citizens is bogus of course, but it brought victory to Democrats who oppose the patriot act and it will sell books for the author of the "story".
But we are running out of lies we can tell about George Bush. (Believe it or not)
Putting out a false and fake story every single day is tough, even for us liberals who don't let messy facts get in the way of a good story about evil conservatives.
So, help us out by submitting your idea for the next lie about Bush to hit the presses.
Please try not to use aliens from another planet, bigfoot or slavery.
We are saving those for the 2008 election.
So get busy and help us think up some new whoppers... it's "for the good of the Country".